My name is Mel, I'm 17, I live in Australia.
My obsession include- John Mayer, Tom Hiddleston, Loki, David Bowie, Noel Fielding, Russell Brand, Sherlock, Supernatural, Lie To Me, The Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, House, Boston Legal, Doctor Who, Vampire Academy, and since I'm on Tumblr this list will just grow longer as time goes on.
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard